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currently watching: house of cards s1
Currently reading: the two towers, the cuckoo's calling
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nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

(Source: reifaun)

letmegrabyourcuteass:

I like Parrish because he’s just a ‘go with the flow’ type of guy like

Ninja killing people? Okay.

Someone bombs the police station? Okay.

Suspicious boy turning up at a demolished home and his finger prints come up for a much older man? Mmmkay.

Pretty little lady in a house where a family died in and finds a meat locker full of dead people? Gee, this lady is pretty.

Pretty little lady a psychic? Okay.

Sheriff looks suspicious at times? Mmalright.

meerareed:

get to know me -  [6/5] tv shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer.

bbcobsessed317:

grav3danc3r:

tav-nitram:

crankynerdgirl:

This starts out as an interesting Disney a capella tribute, then it immediately becomes clear they’re doing *men* of Disney, which is a much over-looked category, and then BAM! Pitch-Slapped by the sassiest Ariel ever.  Aw yiss.

i love the ariel so muchhh

i think about this multiple times a day.

no words

fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor:

cuadradonegro:

obscurewings:

I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

this

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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empresspinto:

valkubus:

mycroftsbooty:

shslspookyscary:

adropofred:

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

something really important

what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

a pharmacy

yeah it’s really only funny in french

(via reichenbachtrip)

Oliver Wood love to. Woodn’t you Oliver? —Fred or George Weasley at some point probably (via slythrxn)
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