I laughed so hard at this because he is eleven, and he is trouble.
I am literally both of them at the same time
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
how to piss off a northerner in 1 simple step
I am a northerner living in The south and it’s literally OMG A SNOWFLAKE CANCEL SCHOOL FOR A WEEK
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall